Friday, April 4

Joint custody sucks

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I miss Felix.

I have no idea how people do this with actual human children.

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11 Comments:

Blogger Lesley said...

This photo is making me very sad.

Fri Apr 04, 01:31:00 PM  
Blogger Lighthouse Pilot said...

It's obvious. Your only real option here is cloning.

Fri Apr 04, 02:17:00 PM  
Blogger La C. said...

Like it's any better because it's an animal. Seriously, for the good of felix you two should decide who he lives with and move on.

Fri Apr 04, 06:01:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Lesley, yeah, me too. Happy Friday. :)

LP, I'm putting you in charge of that initiative. Report back to me with your findings, please!

La, I don't know why I keep calling it joint custody. I haven't had visitation or whatever in more than a month. So he really lives with Phil, I guess, which is why I miss him. Because I never see him.

Barf.

Fri Apr 04, 06:20:00 PM  
Blogger Lighthouse Pilot said...

I've got it. After hours of experimentation, logorythms, algorythms, equations, and math-type things...I made a fantastic grilled-cheese sandwich. Nothing yet on the cloning. You could sneak in, kidnap Felix, and leave a substitute in his place...with a tiny collar that says "I'm Felix" so that when Phil gets suspicious he'll be thrown off long enough for you to leave the country with the real Felix.

Sat Apr 05, 03:51:00 AM  
Blogger La C. said...

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Sat Apr 05, 06:16:00 AM  
Blogger La C. said...

OOOOOOoooooooh,
Well you need to get your custody jargon down Lady. I know it must be hard not seeing him as much, but at least he has a stable home and a good routine down. (it's necessary for strong cognitive development and the reduction of problem behaviors in adolescence.)


And yes I deleted a post and replaced it with this one. Why isn't there an edit post option. Delete seems so harsh, so unnecessary.

Sat Apr 05, 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, I get to be the bad guy. figures. You guys have no clue what it all meant to me. This was LT's choice. Love how witty these comments are. Sorry, Linz.

-Phil

Sun Apr 06, 10:53:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Um?

You're not the bad guy. I'm technically the dead-beat parent and I feel like a huge turd for that. Therefore I am the bad guy in this particular scenerio.

Mon Apr 07, 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous grandefille said...

Oh, this photo breaks my heart. I know he's not REALLY sad, I'm just anthropomorphizing, but still ... such a poignant shot.

Is Felix the Great happy with dad, though? I figure you decided to let him go live with Phil the Great so he could have some peace (translation: be away from J&S), but I know you miss your fuzzy little tubesock with eyes.

Pity y'all can't meet at a neutral place, like the playplace at McDonald's, for visitation. Oooh, think how happy that would make Felix, though! All that stuff to slither in.

You have our love and admiration. And skritches for Felix. (And J&S, of course.)

Mon Apr 07, 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous grandefille said...

Clarification:

"Is Felix the Great happy with dad, though?" SHOULD HAVE BEEN "Is Felix the Great happIER with dad?"

Sorry for any potentially rude implications there. I imagine he is, not because he's away from mom, but because he's once again King of His Domain and sans kittehs. And it's all about making Felix happy, really, I'm sure.

Mon Apr 07, 08:33:00 AM  

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