'A flatulent rip in the space/time continuum'

Oh, how I love Pajiba. Regarding Superhero Movie and the Movie movies in general:

So, I'm asking nicely: Stop it. Just fucking stop it. Don't make anymore of these goddamn movies. None. The only thing left, anyway, is a motherfucking spoof of spoof movies, which would be like watching yourself look at yourself in a mirror, which would probably cause a flatulent rip in the space/time continuum, and we'd all be sucked into a wet fart that'd smell vaguely of Matthew McConaughey's underarms and Perez Hilton's swamp-ass.