No one rocks the Saturday-night memes like I do

Megan tagged me! That scamp!

You take each line and replace it with a single word of your choosing. Yes, just one word!! Afterward, tag seven folks…

You’re feeling: content
To your left: door
On your mind: tomorrow
Last meal included: cheese
You sometimes find it hard to: settle
The weather: craptastic
Something you have a collections of: corks
A smell that cheers you up: oranges
A smell that can ruin your mood: litter
How long since you last shaved: hours
The current state of your hair: ponytailed
The largest item on your desk right now (besides computer): kleenex
Your skill with chopsticks: hilarious
Which section you head to first in the bookstore: fiction
And after that?: feminist
Something you are craving: smooches
Your general thoughts on the presidential race: worry
How many times have you been hospitalized this year: zero
A favorite place to go for quiet time: bed
You’ve always secretly thought you’d be a good: bum
Something that freaks you out a little: aging
Something you’ve eaten too much of lately: cheese
You have never: hotairballooned (okay, that's cheating)
You never want to: die

Seven suckers:

Sarah
Tamarama
Tangential
Shane
ML
Brandon
La