Monday, November 27

What I didn't do today

• Cure cancer or the common cold
• Laundry
• Put up the Christmas tree
• Drink 64 ounces of water
• Contract an STD
• Park in my own parking lot
• Poison a Russian spy
• Buy toilet paper
• Get rid of the headache I've had for three days
• Shop
• Make the bed
• Get any mail
• Volunteer for military service
• Berate my car for sucking most of the time

3 Comments:

Blogger Palm Tree said...

I've had a headache for three days, too! I think it's withdrawal from alcohol.

Mon Nov 27, 01:39:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Weird — mine started when I had a baby hangover one morning. Today, finally, it seems to have receded just a bit.

But honestly, for a while, I thought I had a tumor.

Tue Nov 28, 07:53:00 AM  
Blogger John H said...

slacker...

but i do hope the head is feeling better by now..

Fri Dec 01, 07:22:00 AM  

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