Wednesday, January 11

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1. I still haven't mailed out the last of my Christmas presents.
2. The office smelled like cat shit all day.
3. I am trying to finally enroll in the company's 401(k) and it occurs to me that I am completely clueless about stocks and bonds and all that crap, and that no amount of helpful stock worksheets are going to coax any knowledge into this stubborn melon of mine.

3 Comments:

Blogger oskiesmom said...

Doesn't matter! That you are enrolling at age 24 is the smartest thing of all, melon-head. Have them hold out the maximum if you can.

Wed Jan 11, 11:05:00 AM  
Blogger theogeo said...

The maximum, eh? I'll see what I can do.

Wed Jan 11, 11:18:00 AM  
Blogger phallicpen said...

Just stick a stock in your bond and enjoy yourself.

Thu Jan 12, 10:32:00 AM  

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