Thursday, September 21

Just an observation

Hipsters and emo kids:

If a moderately observant Memphis motorist can see you cruising by her in traffic and mistake you -- with your dyed-black, vertically sculpted, asymmetrical hair and long sideburns atop a baby face dwarfed by thick, large, gold sunglasses -- for an Elvis impersonator, it may be time to move on to a new look.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Roctavious said...

Amen.

Sat Sep 23, 07:16:00 AM  

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