Wednesday, April 12

Still no cure for cancer

But you can bet researchers are working hard to determine the equation for the perfect ass.

The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.

It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

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"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," Dr Holmes said.

"Slender thighs and a hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well perfectly."


Does this formula apply to men's asses, or does no one care? There's no hairiness variable, so ...

(HT: Memphis Scene)

2 Comments:

Blogger Brandonian said...

I want to make a pi/pie joke here, but I'm not sure how to frame it...

Have fun in NY this weekend!

Wed Apr 12, 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Heheheh — don't! It'll just get you in trouble.

See ya next week! I'll try to find you a tacky souvenir, just like you wanted.

Thu Apr 13, 01:53:00 AM  

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