Sunday, March 19

Operation Crazy Cat Lady

When did I become one of those neighbors who, if I hear muffled voices outside my door, mutes my music and creeps to the door to eavesdrop?

I never hear what they're saying, ever.


Blogger Brandonian said...

Isn't that urge the reason you became a journalist? Or at least play one on TV?

Mon Mar 20, 02:20:00 AM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Good point. I gotta get a better drinking glass if I'm ever going to hear what they're saying!!!

Mon Mar 20, 01:02:00 PM  
Blogger phallicpen said...

When you do hear what they're saying, call me instantly. Or write it down and call me later.

Mon Mar 20, 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan does this also. He peers through the peep hole every time the neighbors come home or have a conversation. He also whips out his binoculars and spies on the people around us. He regaled me with the details of an "incident" he witnessed while "birdwatching" that involved some of our Arabic neighbors, a pill bottle, and an ambulance. Don't apologize for being that neighbor. People are spying on you, too. Don't forget that. Ever.

The password is xrkfagpa.

Tue Mar 21, 03:19:00 PM  

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