Operation Crazy Cat Lady
When did I become one of those neighbors who, if I hear muffled voices outside my door, mutes my music and creeps to the door to eavesdrop?
I never hear what they're saying, ever.
I never hear what they're saying, ever.
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Good point. I gotta get a better drinking glass if I'm ever going to hear what they're saying!!!
When you do hear what they're saying, call me instantly. Or write it down and call me later.
Dan does this also. He peers through the peep hole every time the neighbors come home or have a conversation. He also whips out his binoculars and spies on the people around us. He regaled me with the details of an "incident" he witnessed while "birdwatching" that involved some of our Arabic neighbors, a pill bottle, and an ambulance. Don't apologize for being that neighbor. People are spying on you, too. Don't forget that. Ever.
The password is xrkfagpa.
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