I'm gonna lose my Lunchables
I just ate a turkey/cheddar/cracker Lunchables and I instantly feel the need to barf.
posted by theogeo | 1/18/2006 10:10:00 PM
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6 Comments:
Why, at the age of 23, are you still eating lunchables?
I tried eating that shit a few years ago. It's disgusting.
Because at 24 (!) I still have not learned to make myself a nice, scrumptious lunch to take with me to work, so I am often left with $2 in my pocket, staring into the rotating vending machine, trying to decide between frozen White Castles and the seemingly innocuous Lunchables that evoke fond memories of childhood.
I chose fond memories of childhood and they made me feel like barfing.
Childhood memories will often do that to you.
Sorry, I forgot you just had a birthday, although I did mail your present yesterday.
Oooh, I got the UPS slip today. Just missed it, dammit.
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