Wednesday, April 20

[Seeing is believing]
Five older women leave a restaurant today: arthritic waddling, heart-shaped asses, spider veins peeking from beneath the floral print capris, and salon 'dos curled close to the scalp. Almost like they planned it.

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A commercial the other night for takemefishing.org: A little boy, imploring you to take him fishing so you can show him how to drive the boat. Another little boy, imploring you to take him fishing because boats are cooler than video games. And then a little girl imploring you to take her fishing: "Because my wedding will be sooner than you think."

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God bless Murfreesboro.

3 Comments:

Blogger Wendy said...

I am the editor in chief for the summer! Yay! I opted to only run for summer after I became sorority president, but I do plan on running again in the spring, so I may be harassing you for another letter yo.

Wed Apr 20, 08:11:00 PM  
Blogger phallicpen said...

Heh. Byron.

Wed Apr 20, 10:42:00 PM  
Blogger nashgirl said...

I thought I could find the picture on the web site, but I can't so I'll have to describe it:

An elderly woman struts on a faux runway surrounded by other elderly people. Her body, which we can see quite a lot of skin, is blocked by a huge sign she's carrying that porclaims, "I posed for Playboy."

Wed Apr 20, 11:18:00 PM  

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