Wednesday, April 6

[Here's to the small things]
On this rainiest of Wednesdays, let us be thankful for:
+ rent checks that don't bounce
+ learning that Googling yourself is no longer just an act of self-flattery; it's a security precaution
+ Nick Anderson's Pulitzer Prize-winning cartooning
+ Pepsi, when you get tired of Coke
+ Drake Rogers and his gamy camper
+ AARP commercials slamming Bush's Social Security "reform"
+ the Scene, which, by all accounts, exists on a higher plane than the Memphis alt weekly
+ the years of service given to me by my blowdryer, which sputtered and died yesterday; may it rest in peace

3 Comments:

Blogger phallicpen said...

Why did you spread those vicious lies?

Wed Apr 06, 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Because you didn't spread those vicious thighs.

I almost misspelled "viscious" as "viscous," which would be even more hilariously disgusting.

Wed Apr 06, 11:17:00 PM  
Blogger phallicpen said...

I had to look up how to spell it.

Must be something in the water.

Thu Apr 07, 08:42:00 AM  

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