[Here's to the small things]
On this rainiest of Wednesdays, let us be thankful for:
+ rent checks that don't bounce
+ learning that Googling yourself is no longer just an act of self-flattery; it's a security precaution
+ Nick Anderson's Pulitzer Prize-winning cartooning
+ Pepsi, when you get tired of Coke
+ Drake Rogers and his gamy camper
+ AARP commercials slamming Bush's Social Security "reform"
+ the Scene, which, by all accounts, exists on a higher plane than the Memphis alt weekly
+ the years of service given to me by my blowdryer, which sputtered and died yesterday; may it rest in peace