[The back of the line is at the back of the line]
I'm still a little drunk, so bear with me. Here are some pictures of the party I left just 15 minutes ago. Technology – will the wonders ever cease?!?


These two ended up naked by the end of the night. That's all I'm sayin'.


Kristin spent much of her drunk time convincing both Joey and Keller that they are good people.


Here's Keller with Kristin, probably right after one of his anti-Jesus rants.


Joey and Jason cutting a rug to Jimmy Eat World.


Positive messages are always made stronger when they're displayed on top of boobs.

So we had a good time. There were so many people there I had never met that I felt old, until I realized that they weren't even Sidelines kids. Just cool kids I don't know. I didn't go to Nick's intending to drink, but he shoved a cup of red stuff with fruit floating in it in my face, and I drank up. Two cups later, I was warm and fuzzy all over. That's when I found out that it was mostly everclear and vodka. So I can't wait to get up and be at work at 8:50.