[Can't be explained through common sense]
After a week of breezing through training at work and figuring most everything out ahead of schedule, it was only a matter of time before I would fuck it all up and get careless and in a hurry and lose a page or two and have to redesign things at the last minute, making us barely graze by our deadline. And isn't it a funny coincidence that the night I suck royally is the night of the Alabama primaries, when everyone is in the office, on edge, waiting for results, tense and sweating. The same night I was casually told that my stuff should be in a little early to make room for the election coverage that would usurp everyone's attention late into the night. Isn't that funny?