I can't possibly be expected to get any work done from this day forward

The Spore-izing of my life begins ... now.



This here's my first try, aptly named Darwin. (If I had to guess, I'd say probably half of the first batch of Spore creatures will be named Darwin. Originality never was my strong suit.)

And this here's Scrap Heap:



Download the Creature Creator trial version here. Unless you've got a slightly old Mac (my four-year-old dinosaur doesn't stand a chance). Then you're screwed!

Check out the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Trogdor!

Day 311 — These Three Are Ruining My Life

[for Wednesday, Nov. 7]



Meet Bentley, Sly, and Murray.

They hold me captive and render me unable to go outside or to the gym. They keep me up late at night. They stress me out and make me blurt profanity into the flickering TV screen.

Send help.

Project 365