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Wednesday, March 26

I was going to title this "Birthday bonanza" but I realized that's what I called it last year and there is nothing more shameful than self-plagiarism

where's my effing pony?
Hint: It's in her mouth!

Someone I know turned 27 today. I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that she spent the day in a terrycloth robe, painting her nails harlot pink and snacking on oysters and melba toast, watching reruns of Home Improvement and Designing Women, and occasionally tapping out nuggets of brilliance on her keyboard. At least I hope that's how she spent the day.

phil sniffs

Also on the birthday bonanza front, Harmony Brother No. 1 turned 28 today. Go on over to the band's MySpace page and make him pheel bad for being so oolllldd.

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Saturday, February 16

In which I drunkenly promote my friends' awesomeness

Y'all, check out my man Fritz, burning up the interwebs with his dating advice from circus performers. Effing awesome and hilarious and at least one of those questions floating out there was plucked more or less from my own life (I'll let you guess which one).

I would also dote on another friend of mine who recently — by permission of an unusually amiable and serendipity-friendly Universe — got [some musician we adore] and her boyfriend to read one of her short stories and agree that the story was awesome and hilarious (duh) but I won't link her or mention her by name because she's modest and afraid of looking like a dork. I, however, have no such reservations, and will only delete this mention when she phones me in a few hours and tells me to. Or calls me something akin to "fuzzy bunny." But only if she promises to have her boyfriend call me later and do impersonations of Marge Simpson again. Because that was all kinds of awesome the first time around.

I love you guys. Shit.

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Saturday, October 13

Day 280 — Sand

[for Sunday, Oct. 7]

sand

Sunday morning we rolled out of bed at a perky 3:30 in anticipation of Courtney and Mel's departure to China for their nine-month backpacking adventure. The ride to the airport was dark and somber, especially for Amber, who's obviously worried about Courtney's safety and sanity during that time in a land of varied cultures and customs and laws.

Mel's dad dropped the four of us off at the airport, and Amber and I took a shuttle to the car-rental place to retrieve our transportation for the remainder of the trip. We returned, picked up the duo, and ate breakfast at some outdoor greasy spoon near the airport. Time rolled up for us to bid the jet-setters farewell. They were palpably nervous. Excited, too, of course, but there is so much paperwork and trepidation involved when it comes to visiting another country. Especially with all your earthly belongings strapped to your back.

Hugs and well-wishes, and then Amber and I took off toward the sunrise, toward our hotel room in Waikiki. We knew check-in wouldn't come for several more hours (it was probably only 7 a.m. by then), but the desk clerk said we could park in the lot and come back at 9 to check in. So we stuffed our bathing suits in our bags and headed for the beach, which was a brisk two or three blocks from the hotel.

Amber snagged a surf board (this time $20 for the whole day) and her peddler graciously gave us a beach chair to share. We picked a spot that we were told would be swallowed by the tide come noon or one, and spread out our stuff as generously as possible so as to bogart the prime real estate and ward off fellow tourists.

Amber waxed her board with two tiny chunks of wax, and I applied sunscreen to my reddened shoulders and laid back in the chair with my zoom lens readied. And oh, the lovely shots I was afforded that morning.

I watched the tide closely as it inched closer and closer to the edge of our towels. It was like a strange and elaborate dance, back and forth, and all I could think about (in my jetlagged state) were the mathematical equations that likely determined the reach of the waves upon each sandy slosh. Something about the moon, something about magnets, something about light. I wished emptily for a fruity drink but figured the beach was alcohol free. It was just as well; it was barely 10 a.m. anyway.

By noon, there were people crammed in and around our camp site. I had made two trips into the water to commune with the salt. Each time, I turned toward the shore to keep my eye trained on our stuff; at any moment either the tide or some asshole could take it from us, and I wasn't about to go bounding across the beach in my saggy swimsuit.

The tide finally swallowed our camp site near noon, so we packed up and headed back to the hotel, where we checked in and found our room to be squeal-inducingly awesome, with color-coordinated linens and bathrobes and fabulous windows and a microwave and dishes and a flat-screen TV and a beautiful view and a real plant on the table. We showered and rested a bit before taking to the street to find an outdoor café within walking distance, which was harder to find than you'd think. We ducked in and out of shops and wished that we were rich and without consumer constraints like banks that go apeshit if you overdraw your account.

That night we came back out to the beach to catch the sunset.

pink and orange

I suppose it was like any other sunset — colorful and calm — but there is a kind of magic to a sunset in Hawaii. People come out just to see it. They have a ceremony on the beach every night to commemorate it. I dunno, I figure we could use that kind of enthusiasm in everyday life for everyday sunsets.

We lucked out and got to watch a traditional hula show on the beach. The rain rolled in a couple of times and scattered people all over the place, leaving us with their primo seats. I got quite teary-eyed at the sight of one older woman's dancing. She was introduced as a mentor of sorts, and someone who was quite the dancer in her day. As we watched her move with grace and poise through her routine, it was clear that she still had that spark in her. Her eyes shone, her mouth spread in a perpetual smile.

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Thursday, October 11

Day 276 — Amber

[for Wednesday, Oct. 3]

amber — oct 3

I'm home now. Have been for twenty-four hours and some change. And still quite exhausted. I've got so much to recap, but the energy, it's just not there yet. As if to prove to the universe that I'm still totally out of sorts, I went to work today. And found out I had the day off. Then I slipped out, hopefully barely noticed.

I've been slogging through pictures since last night but I'm barely halfway through. I filled up four gigs' worth of memory cards, so this could take a while.

What I've got up right now is here. Take a gander if you'd like. More to come.

Suffice it to say that I had an amazing trip. One not meant to be meticulously recounted with words, much as I'd like to try.

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Tuesday, October 9

Mahalo...fulness

HONOLULU, 7:45 P.M. -- I'm sitting at an internet kiosk in the Honolulu Airport. Access is 20 cents a minute and yet they still block MySpace. Maybe they should tell people that before they are prompted to swipe their cards.

So, this means the vacation is very nearly over.

Which, for reasons I can't even begin to explain, really, really sucks. Amber's gone, her sister's in China with our Hawaii host Mel, and there is not a single person on this freaking island who knows me. Suddenly it's very lonely here. And I'm damn near across the globe from all the people I know and have ever known.

That's not to say I haven't enjoyed the time alone I had today after Amber's flight left around noon. I took the rental car and cruised to Pearl Harbor to pay my respects. It took a few loops around the interstate and some highways before I got the hang of where to go.

Because I am a colossal moron, that same scenerio repeated itself when I tried to return the car. It would help if the rental-car place had an office that wasn't tiny and tucked into an area dominated by warehouses that dwarf it, causing me miss it every time I'd pass, prompting yet another loop around the airport, through baggage claim, and back out near the highway. Perhaps six times before the sun went down and I had to call the place to have them walk me through how to get there. (Still not helpful since I can neither spell nor pronounce most of the street names here, but I made it. Finally.)

This driving thing, I swear. I'll get the hang of it by the time I'm 30.

So, here I sit, sweaty (nerves + humidity = pity the fool who gets stuck next to me in the plane) and with greasy hair, ready to depart for Seattle. If this were 1992, both of those things might win me cool points. But it's not. So I'm just some smelly moron, laden with bags, rolling up into Seattle at 6 a.m. to kill seven hours before her next flight. Ahhh, adventure.

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Monday, March 26

Double-birthday bonanza

The Man-Hater Club

Amber, making you laugh is my favorite thing in the world. My second favorite thing is laughing at your jokes. Every day I wish I lived nearer to you so we could do normal friend stuff, like have lunch or see a movie or just drink wine while sitting on my couch, which still has a you-shaped indention in it.

I miss the old days, but I'd happily sacrifice them if it meant you could chase and maybe even catch those dreams you are pursuing. I think Craig is amazing and when you finally decide to do the Good Catholic Thing and get married, I will be there in pastel taffeta if that's what you want. And I will babysit as long as I have clearance to hit your children with fly-swatters. Only if they act up!

Slurrrr

Phil, it drives me crazy how weird it feels when you're not around. I suppose I try to balance that feeling with my constant quest to be as annoying as possible around you. I truly don't know why I like to embarrass you in front of strangers, or why I always have the urge to smack things out of your hands, or why I walk slightly behind you and move from side to side when you turn to talk to me.

You bring out the idiot in me — the one I keep hidden from people I'm trying to impress. The one who seeps through my seams anyway.

Sometimes I think you are the only man in the world who will ever love that idiot.

Happy birthday, both of you.

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