I was going to title this "Birthday bonanza" but I realized that's what I called it last year and there is nothing more shameful than self-plagiarism
Hint: It's in her mouth!
Someone I know turned 27 today. I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that she spent the day in a terrycloth robe, painting her nails harlot pink and snacking on oysters and melba toast, watching reruns of Home Improvement and Designing Women, and occasionally tapping out nuggets of brilliance on her keyboard. At least I hope that's how she spent the day.
Also on the birthday bonanza front, Harmony Brother No. 1 turned 28 today. Go on over to the band's MySpace page and make him pheel bad for being so oolllldd.