Saturday, December 29

Day 360 — Whirlybird

[for Wednesday, Dec. 26]

whirlybird — dec 26

Not to be confused with this kind of Worleybird, the Savannah eatery owned by Darryl "Have You Forgotten" Worley, country music sortastar.

Phunny story about Darryl Worley*:

Phil was at the Savannah theater with his brother, watching I Am Legend, when some douchebag's phone rings.

Douchebag: Hello? ... [leans over to woman companion] We got any more of my CDs in the truck?

Douchebag accomplice: Naw, I don't thank so.

Douchebag: Sorry, man, I don't think we do. [hangs up] [to companion:] Someone's wantin' to buy one of mah CDs.

Project 365

*Originally Phil was totally confident about the identity of the douchebag in this story, until I made him repeat the story over and over to everyone I knew, at which point Phil began to add: "I think it was Darryl Worley." So it may not have been. I will have to consult the Gawker Stalker log to see for sure.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where was this supposed to have happened? And on what day?

Sat Dec 29, 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger TV said...

Where were you when the towers fell and Mother Freedom was ringin' her bells? That's what I want to know.

Sat Dec 29, 12:45:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Anon, it was at a drive-in theater on Dec. 23, 1965, in Athens, Ga. WTF? Are you a spy for the Darryl Worley machine?

Fritz, Mother Freedom's bells better never be mentioned on this blog again!

Sun Dec 30, 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't Worley then. He was in the Mid-East on a USO tour. But then, he might just have a body double.

Tue Jan 01, 05:12:00 AM  

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