Domestic dispute

Look who's up at 6 a.m.! Those em-effin' birds are having a domestic dispute right outside the window. All I can hear is their squabbling. They must be talking about who's not putting out.

Mike suggests I spray some ferret urine water on their nest. Finally, an excuse to use this ferret urine I've got stashed around the place. I kid, but in all seriousness, it would probably work. Probably definitely, if I can figure out how to get the screen off my window so I can reach out and around the air conditioning unit. I'll go hunt for a water gun today. Thanks, Mike!