Sex advice tripe o' the day

Shorter Globe and Mail column: Who cares if you don't want to do it; STFU and spread 'em to hang onto your asshole boyfriend/husband.

Those poor dudes, having to endure that constant need to pork things.

What's so hilarious (and by hilarious I mean, of course, sad) is this quote by some pseudonymous dude:

“If men don't feel respected or loved, if they don't feel like a man, if they have to walk around on eggshells when it comes to their sex drive, if their horniness is treated like an inconsiderate act of selfishness – like typical male behaviour – then they will reassert themselves with another woman."

And several paragraphs later, the columnist writing this garbage says this:

Most young mothers will tell you that after having their bodies taken over by pregnancy, and then the demands of breastfeeding and constant monitoring of a baby, what they would really like at night is to be left alone for a bit, untouched. They've overdosed on closeness for the time being.

But husbands still want their wives to view them as the primary relationship.

Got that? You shouldn't treat an inconsiderate act of selfishness — the act of hounding someone who does not want sex for sex — as exactly what it is: An inconsiderate act of selfishness. Because, you know, it hurts dudes' feelings and emasculates them.

Unbelievable. Completely predictable.