In case you need another reason to hate the morning talk shows
Their rigid insistance that all things be sunny and happy trumps reality.
Gather up two of your best pals and act out this little play. Keep in mind that, while you're saying these lines, a 26-year-old woman in a wheelchair and her 11-year-old sister are being either smothered by giant balloons or loaded into ambulances somewhere along the parade route.
Katie Couric: Now, because of today's windy conditions, these characters are on video, and if we told you they were not in a panic, we'd be full of hot air.
Matt Lauer: You may be thinking 'color us clueless' as they flirt with trouble, with Yellow hanging on by a thread and Red struggling to keep his best buddy from flying off into the blue.
Al Roker: Will these classic candymen get out of this delicious dilemma? Hard to say, but when it comes to sweetness, Yellow and Red continue to melt your heart, but not in your hand.
Gather up two of your best pals and act out this little play. Keep in mind that, while you're saying these lines, a 26-year-old woman in a wheelchair and her 11-year-old sister are being either smothered by giant balloons or loaded into ambulances somewhere along the parade route.
Katie Couric: Now, because of today's windy conditions, these characters are on video, and if we told you they were not in a panic, we'd be full of hot air.
Matt Lauer: You may be thinking 'color us clueless' as they flirt with trouble, with Yellow hanging on by a thread and Red struggling to keep his best buddy from flying off into the blue.
Al Roker: Will these classic candymen get out of this delicious dilemma? Hard to say, but when it comes to sweetness, Yellow and Red continue to melt your heart, but not in your hand.
posted by theogeo | 11/25/2005 09:44:00 PM
1 Comments:
I abhor the damn thanksgiving parade only for their clearly scripted and poorly delivered lines that smack of commercialism.
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