Tuesday, November 22

Psychos say the darndest things

Remember the hermit guy who shot at some people who came near his home, and then the police found his dead mother in a block of ice in his deep freezer?

Well, he's been sentenced to 10 years of extended supervision, whatever the hell that means.

And he uttered the single funniest zinger I think I've ever heard at a sentencing:

"I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy, Ben Affleck, for involving them in my fantasies."

5 Comments:

Blogger Palm Tree said...

When your kids kill you, it's always partially your fault. :)

Tue Nov 22, 06:08:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

The crazy thing is, I don't think this guy killed his mom. She died and he wanted to keep getting her social security checks. Plus he thought people would think he killed her. So he stuffed her in the freezer.

Which is crazier? Matricide or freezing your ma?

Tue Nov 22, 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger Palm Tree said...

Hey, not everybody can be Walt Disney. Which is good, because, personally, Walt Disney can kiss my ass. What a conceited asshole. He used a LVB tune in a cartoon and said, "This is going to make Beethoven!!!"

Tue Nov 22, 06:30:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

When they unfreeze Walt, he's going to come kick your ass.

See? Freeze? It all comes full circle.

Wed Nov 23, 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Justin Kreutzmann said...

people say the damndest things.

Wed Nov 23, 12:49:00 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home