Friday, September 16

[Well, fuck a duck]

Yes. Gay couples getting married is just like inter-species marriage, Bill O'Reilly, you continuous font of misinformed, inflammatory tripe, bad writing, and toxic punditry.

O'REILLY: The secular progressive movement would like to have marriage abolished, in my opinion. They don't want it, because it is not diverse enough. You know, that's what this gay marriage thing is all about. But now, you know, the poly-amorphous marriage, whatever they call it, you can marry 18 people, you can marry a duck, I mean --

LIS WIEHL (co-host): A duck? Quack, quack.

O'REILLY: Well, why, you know, if you're in love with the duck, who is the society to tell you you can't do that?

2 Comments:

Blogger phallicpen said...

I was in love with a duck once. Oh, waaaaait. I meant dick.

Fri Sep 16, 09:54:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

Hey Huck, welcome! I too fail to see how O'Reilly has garnered such a following. Are people really that insecure?

A-love, there's no law against that, sadly.

Fri Sep 16, 09:59:00 PM  

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