Day 47 — Secret Agent Dork

The good news: My corneas look much better than they did during my check-up last year, when my new optometrist told me I might ought to take my contacts out every now and again and, you known, clean them or something.

The bad news: The optometry industry still has not developed a complimentary, disposable pair of sunglasses that won't make people do double-takes as they pass you in the hall.

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