Like crack for your eyeballs

It's Labor Day, which means every channel is running a marathon of some sort. I have been rendered immobile thanks to DesignStar and ANTM, which have so far timed their commercial breaks well enough that I haven't had to stray to a third channel (except for a few times when I flipped over to see Mike Rowe doing his dirty thang on the Discovery Channel).

It's 4 p.m. I need to bathe. And perhaps get dressed.

What's a girl gotta do to get a TV in her shower?