Tuesday, November 6

Day 310 — Feeding Time

I've had to start feeding Felix in the cage (or hang around to watch him eat), because if I leave him unattended, the kitties — mostly Jack — move in and snarf up all his food. Because, you know, I never feed them and they are STARVING TO DEATH.

Here's how it usually happens:


Decides he'd like ferret food for lunch.

too obvious

Makes an obvious move.

starting over

Gets smacked away by human. Is full of resentment. Begins hatching sinister plan involving his supreme cuteness.

ready for the roll

Begins to feign stretches.


Does an acrobatic roll.


Nonchalantly lands in a prime position.


"Hey, man, I really feel close to you ... like a brother, you know?"


"I mean, we have a really solid relationship. You like to sneak into the cabinets to sleep, so do I. You like to make an unholy racket with plastic bags, so do I."


"I just think that — hey, wait a sec. Are you wearing some kind of musk? Mmmm. Smells nice. I'm just gonna sit here for a minute and just smell you, 'k? Just for ... a ..."


Snarf snarf snarf. *gets smacked away by human, again*


Damn you, Two Legs.

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Blogger Squeaky Wheel said...


Tue Nov 06, 03:15:00 PM  
Blogger Tangential said...

Haha, and you know Felix is thinking, "You don't wanna do that, dude."

Tue Nov 06, 03:36:00 PM  
Blogger Short and Fat said...

I'll stop lurking long enough to say, that is funny.

My laugh is a donkey-ish guffaw.

Tue Nov 06, 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is effing HILARIOUS! Love it!

Tue Nov 06, 07:04:00 PM  
Blogger phallicpen said...

You should send that to SOMC. Captions and all.

Tue Nov 06, 07:39:00 PM  
Blogger Squeaky Wheel said...

You made lolsecretz:



Wed Nov 07, 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous grandfille said...

You? Are brilliant.

Wed Nov 07, 09:17:00 AM  
Blogger La C. said...


Jack's expression when you smack him are fucking hilarious. He can suck your breath you know.

Wed Nov 07, 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous ml said...


Wed Nov 07, 01:59:00 PM  

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