Evacuate!
What was I thinking?
So, a backup plan.
Hmmmm.
Back.
Up.
Plan.
For several months now I've felt the sharp pangs of regret that I did not get over my fear of carnage enough to become a doctor.
Foolish girl!
So, a backup plan.
Hmmmm.
Back.
Up.
Plan.
For several months now I've felt the sharp pangs of regret that I did not get over my fear of carnage enough to become a doctor.
Foolish girl!
posted by theogeo | 11/02/2006 08:45:00 PM
6 Comments:
Just remember: "You got 'em near the walls, by the balls, causing waterfalls."*
*Peaches. I love that bitch.
I think you and every other newsperson just died a little inside. Or reconsidered going back to school.
you'll be just the person to lead the ink-stained wretches (actually, the computer-keyboard enhanced print wretches) across the digital divide into electra-land.
I have faith..
But The New York Post boasted a readership gain! If I were you, I just start pulling stuff out my ass.
Tabloids are probably up in popularity. Don't you want to design spreads using exclamatory sentences and airbrushed pictures of Brangelina Jolie-Pitt-Fuckwit?
Yeah, I'm considering the doctor thing, too.
But as long as people keep dying in a statistical fashion I'll have a job.
Assuming I get a degree.
As long as people keep drinking Starbucks, I'll have a job.
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