Animal cruelty ahead:

I know putting a little bit of tape on an animal's foot is pretty mean, but I'm not above doing it for a laugh every now and then. Plus, it's payback for all those times I've stepped in piss while the animals sat in the corner and snickered at my half-repulsed, half-pissed reaction.

I wish I had a better camera; when Felix darts under the bed, you can't really see him hopping around trying to jump out of the tape. It's hilarious.

Note to self: Clean up your filty apartment before posting any more videos. Yeesh, lady!