Saturday, January 26

To the bastich who ate my Lenny's chicken salad sub out of the breakroom fridge:

I hope the mayo was rotten and the chicken infested with salmonella.

You feckless cretin.

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Blogger Brandon said...

I knew I felt bad last night for a reason...


Sun Jan 27, 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is just wrong. May the celery bits become demon larvae and cause the guilty to begin spewing tiny, cannibalistic Satans out of all spew-vulnerable orifaces.

Sun Jan 27, 09:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Cox said...

Once someone found my sandwich in the Democrat's fridge, apparently took about three bites and put it back in the fridge for me to find. I was a raging ball of fury.

Sun Jan 27, 11:47:00 PM  
Blogger theogeo said...

B, I always suspected you web guys wandered down to the third floor to take your pick of our fridge's offerings! Very brave indeed, considering the smell.

PT, yes, exactly!!

Cox, I hope you gave Nick an atomic wedgie for that.

Mon Jan 28, 12:22:00 AM  
Blogger Chris and Kate Lareau said...

last week someone stole my pizza and when i was whining audibly (entitled to do so, i felt), she admitted that she ate it -- CAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS STEALING FROM SOMEONE ELSE? wtf.

Mon Jan 28, 07:14:00 PM  

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