I am a domestic goddess

That's not true. If ever there was proof that female genitals don't automatically make you Susie Homemaker, I'm it.

So, hooray:

1. I cooked lunch yesterday — beef taco salad, again — and it was much better than the first time I tried my hand at it. And it got Phil's seal of approval, so it had to be decent.

1. I bought some more plants (three alien-looking Bromelia variations and one small, leafy, hot pink number) and some cute pots for the balcony. I've got an elaborate potting and re-potting scheme planned for one day this weekend. When I get my little balcony garden complete, I'll make some flower porn for and post it. But it'll be nowhere near as good as the flower porn at Sugarfused.