In the shower, attempting to shave your legs, which are spotted liberally with the obligatory summertime mosquito-bite and chigger scabs, while wearing no corrective lenses (provided your sight is as craptastic as mine).
Woo-wee.
Slow and steady wins the race, I've found.
C R I N G E.
ReplyDelete*and again down my entire spine and back up*
C R I N N N N N G E!